Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Bastards Got my Trampoline

For a while here, I have cut through the back parking lot of a dead retail store on my way to the 7-11. Whoever owned the place was really slack about keeping it cleaned up, and somebody left a really nice Sealy Posturepedic mattress, I think it was, on a coupla box springs,right there in the parking lot..

Every time I went through there, when I was reasonably sure nobody was looking, I took the opportunity to jump up and down on that thing, and indulge my inner Autie.

Sadly, today I went through there and found that somebody had cleaned the place up.

Bastards.

13 Comments:

Anonymous LeeAnn said...

Somewhere out there, there's a hooker suing due to unauthorized workplace renovations.

4:13 PM  
Anonymous Rivrdog said...

Go to a used sports equipment place and buy one used. Shouldn't be much money. You can put it in the vacant lot.

3:22 AM  
Anonymous Rivrdog said...

How come you have your puter set to GMT?

3:24 AM  
Blogger Justthisguy said...

Well, I thought I had it set to Eastern Daylight Time, which is what appears at the top right of the screen.

I am running an old version of Ubuntu Linux. The bitter-sweety is still Root on this box, and I doubt if even she still remembers the Root password. We only communicate once every month, or two.

6:53 AM  
Blogger Justthisguy said...

LeeAnn, ye have asked, and shall receive.
Please see:
http://www.chillingmesoftly.com/Blog

That gal is my favorite whore in the whole world. Unfortunately, there is no way I can afford to hire her. I don't even think I could afford to hire her to stick her hand down my pants for ten seconds, and then I would "think" about her later.

She is a fellow Aspie. Her day job is fixing peoples' computers.

She has mentioned some problems she has had with teaching young guys not only how to paint the walls in her place, but also how to fuck properly.

7:16 AM  
Anonymous LeeAnn said...

Justthisguy, you are a veritable fountain of information and interesting links. Thank you!

12:15 PM  
Blogger Socrates said...

Yeah... Found you at last... I'd forgotten all about the private republic.

Police have just left here. Apparently I'm about to be murdered.

Economic conditions being what they are, police protection is unavailable.

So it's just me and my axe - not sure if that's a :) or :(

1:31 AM  
Blogger Justthisguy said...

Soc: You and that Tallbloke guy in Norfolk. He just had six plods knock on his door, walk in, and walk off with his computers, for daring to blog in a smart-assed way about how silly the global-warming people are.

What with that and the Gunwalker (curiously non-) scandal here, I think your country and mine are in a race for the bottom when it comes to seeing who can get to the nastiest police state first.

2:32 AM  
Blogger Justthisguy said...

It's Anarcho-Tyranny, I tell ya. The Forces of Order can't be arsed to protect honest folks from actual violent criminals , but say one word about them on the 'net which exposes even the slightest of their crimes, and they come down upon you like a ton of bricks.

6:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, you should check out Axis Sally from Radio Free Northwest. Turns out she used to be a porn actress. Seriously. lol. www.haroldcovington.com

7:49 AM  
Blogger Justthisguy said...

Yep, I'll do that. Whores and Nazis, the only people who read my blog. Except for Rivrdog, who has significant Jewish ancestry. How am I going to explain that to Mr. Covington?

11:51 AM  
Blogger Justthisguy said...

I will say that having a touch of autism helps one to be a mild-mannered easy-going racist, in that I believe all of you silly batshit-insane human monkeys are more like each other than you are like me, whatever be your race.

I do prefer Western Civilization to others, and not just because I grew up in it and it was invented by My People. I think it is objectively the best culture on the planet. Or was, when it still existed.

12:13 PM  
Blogger Justthisguy said...

Hell, how am I going to explain hanging out with Harold to Rivrdog? See, I could be a White Separatist, maybe a White Nationalist, but I have a problem going even that far; there are some people I know and like who are, well, brown, or otherwise have weird ancestors in the woodpile.

I don't think I would be a very good Nazi, as I would never indulge in killin' on ethnic grounds. Next Saturday our former Archbishop will visit and preside at Divine Services. He, being a Tutsi, had to leave the country to avoid getting chopped to death by Hutus.

The best way to avoid inter-ethnic animosities is for people of different ethnies not to live among each other.

1:06 PM  

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