Google is Fucking with us Again.
Hi, Folks.
What are the three greatest lies of Western Civilization?
I will tell you what they are.
1. The check is in the mail.
2. I won't come in yer mouth.
3. Google is not evil.
I started up this blog about the time Google bought it, and it worked OK for a while, but then Google decided that Change is Good, and I had to get a different browser. Just today, Google has told me that my perfectly-adequate old version of Firefox is obsolete, and that I should load Google Chrome. I'll do that when Hell freezes over.
I dunno how many of you people have seen one of my favorite movies, "The Sand Pebbles." In it, the character played by Steve McQueen is involved in a serious Naval fight in which he wields both a BAR and an axe. In one of the best scenes in the fight, Steve sees a guy on the enemy side whom he recognizes, and his blood being hot, chops him a a good fatal lick in the tummy with said axe.
If I had the Skillz, I would photoshop Sergei Brin's head onto the body of that Chinese "student" McQueen's character killed with an axe, and post it again and again on Youtube.
Why do people keep trying to fix things which aren't broken?
Sergei, please accept this (unfortunately only notional and virtual) whole-hearted and freely swung blow from the fire axe into your tummy.
Sergei, Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
What are the three greatest lies of Western Civilization?
I will tell you what they are.
1. The check is in the mail.
2. I won't come in yer mouth.
3. Google is not evil.
I started up this blog about the time Google bought it, and it worked OK for a while, but then Google decided that Change is Good, and I had to get a different browser. Just today, Google has told me that my perfectly-adequate old version of Firefox is obsolete, and that I should load Google Chrome. I'll do that when Hell freezes over.
I dunno how many of you people have seen one of my favorite movies, "The Sand Pebbles." In it, the character played by Steve McQueen is involved in a serious Naval fight in which he wields both a BAR and an axe. In one of the best scenes in the fight, Steve sees a guy on the enemy side whom he recognizes, and his blood being hot, chops him a a good fatal lick in the tummy with said axe.
If I had the Skillz, I would photoshop Sergei Brin's head onto the body of that Chinese "student" McQueen's character killed with an axe, and post it again and again on Youtube.
Why do people keep trying to fix things which aren't broken?
Sergei, please accept this (unfortunately only notional and virtual) whole-hearted and freely swung blow from the fire axe into your tummy.
Sergei, Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
posted by Justthisguy at 4/21/2012 07:42:00 AM
5 Comments:
Try Lynx the text browser on a Linux distro... it's like going back to 1972... For me a happy place full of stoned mathematicians listening to CAN.
Also teh Interwebz is sh-t. I should be sitting in your front room sparking a blunt while you open the bottle of JD I just swiped from the 7/11.
Real Life Rocks, esp. for old bastards.
Thanks for commenting, Soc. Glad to know you're still alive and kicking. I've been missing my favorite autistic virtual drinking companion. Unfortunately, due to time-zone differences and some other problems I've had, we don't both seem to be awake and drinking at the same time these days.
Oh, the Jack Daniels? Too sweet for me, and I'm a Southerner. I prefer Famouse Grouse (when I can get it) and soda.
Did someone mention J.D?
Aha! I thought so!
Anyway... JTG, I am thrilled beyond measure to read your opinion of golfers. I responded, of course...
Yah, Susan, I know. The plan in my mind is coming together, though. I have a good planting plan for the anti-personnel mines and the flame fougasses, and my Myrmidons on the rooftops will be instructed to try for liver shots, but I still haven't decided on the best place to display the heads after we parboil them and coat them with tar.
Ahhh c'mon, Chrome ain't all bad. Nothing like progress, eh??
..... :)
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