Raciss!

I just walked through the living room on my way to the kitchen and back. My two housemates, the blue-eyed Huguenot one and the black-as-the-ace-of spades SSA one, were sleeping in the living room (please don't ask why!) and snoring in harmony. I stopped to listen. They are right good at a-capella snoring.

I was looking for their likker, so I didn't tarry long. First things first.