Bitching about my ISP

A person who wishes to be known only as "Gregor Samsa" has asked me to post the following on this here blog: I am posting it verbatim. Here goes: Franz K. having endured _The Trial_, and having found his way out of the Castle, one day awoke from troubled dreams to find he had signed up for AT&T* Internet Service. His last words were, "Somebody, Please, give me a pistol!" *AT&T stands for Asinine Torpidity and Truculence.