I am so chuffed!

I had a wonderful time at church on Saturday evening.  Not only did I get my very own palm-leaf cross a day early, but it is an _autistic_ palm-leaf cross, having been officially Aspergated by our Canon with the holy water and the tree sprig.  Later, I got to pretend to be mean to Jesus, playing Caiaphas in our little passion play. It was OK; shortly thereafter I was forgiven because I had no idea what I was doing.  After the service, I noticed that the bucket of holy water was still there with the tree sprig in it, so I took the opportunity to aspergerize myself about the head and face.  That was quite refreshing.