The good side and the bad side of the incipient Mohammedan conquest of the West

The good side:

Sharia law for family court. (Wimminz don't get to lie and cheat and steal yer house and kids).

The bad side:

A. Sharia law for family court. The rich guys get to sequestrate/hog all of the best chicks.

B. No beer.

C. No bacon.

D. As a professed Christian, though a bad one, I'd have to pay the Dhimmi tax.

Having done some consideration, I intend to go with the Northern-European Western-Civilization Christian White Guys. ( I am one of those people)